Head to Official U.S. Soccer Bars for 'Long Lunch Wednesday'

What, you haven't heard of that holiday? Comes around every time the U.S. Men's National Team is playing midweek games against the BEST team in the world in the semifinals of a major international tournament. We know we've seen it on a calendar somewhere.

According to the rules, these holidays are celebrated at Official U.S. Soccer Bars across the country beginning around ... oh ... 2:25 Eastern Time. The ritual also require face painting, jersey wearing, scarf waving and a whole lot of screaming. It's like casual Friday, minus the face painting, jersey wearing ...

And come on. If he can pull it off, so can you...